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For reals
We are
#NotACult

But we are totally a church for freaks, radicals, and misfits 😎

The church for people who don’t feel like they fit in at church

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The Unengaged 🥱

Nobody is challenging you to live for a purpose beyond yourself and it just feels shallow and empty.

The Overlooked 😳

When you’ve been to church you’re just part of the crowd and never get a chance to use your gifts.

The Hurt 😢

People who claimed to be followers of God have left a bitter taste in your mouth.

Doing church differently

Is CCEH right for me?

We aren’t right for everybody, so what does make CCEH the right fit? Are you okay with a church experience that is:

People oriented 😄

We believe people matter more than buildings, programs, or traditions. We are 100% dedicated to helping you discover your divine purpose and fulfill it.

Fully phygital 🧑‍💻

Don’t think that real relationships happen online? OK Boomer! For the rest of us, we need opportunities to find and connect with our tribe both online and offline.

Fun loving 😁

Most churches are sobering… and by that we mean “so boring!” That’s not us, God isn’t boring and we love to have fun.

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Don’t spend another year wishing things were different, join CCEH today.

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The totally seriouos FAQ

Q: Is this a cult?

A: No, we are indeed #NotACult. Why do people keep asking us that? 

Q: Okay, so is it a joke?

A: We are a legit church that is #NotACult, and the question is, frankly, a tad insulting.

Q: How do I join?

A: If you are on the path and adhere to our precepts then we consider you one of the fold. If you do not participate for a period of time then you will be considered an apostate of the CCEH until your return to the fold.

Q: What are your beliefs/doctrines?

A: Please see our precepts.

Q: Do I have to forsake my family?

A: No, but you do have to hate them compared to your extreme dedication to the supreme divine who, coincidentally, also adopts you and supplies you with your new celestially adopted faith family.

Q: What is your stance on gender and sexuality?

A: The great minds of our center have carefully studied the subject of gender in great depth and we have come to discover the revelation that there is a Y shaped chromosome which differentiates male: XY, from female: XX. We encourage all to embrace the cosmic order, their role in the order, and joyfully accept the chromosomes into which they were destined so that they too might reflect the greatness of the most high divine being.

Q: Are you a Christian Church?

A: We follow with total devotion the incarnation of the Most High who revealed our purpose through his own words, his prophets before, and his apostles after.

Q: What flavor is the Kool-Aid?

A: Black Cherry or Mixed Berry, but we refer to them as “the red: down the rabbit hole” or “the blue: it was all just a dream.”

Q: How many years do I sign my eternal allegiance over for?

A: Eternity, but it’s not to us, it’s to the Most High, so we won’t make you mop floors for ten cents a week or anything like that.

Q: Do the souls of ancient aliens live on your skin and cause you to have negative thoughts?

A: What the?!? Dude, that’s nuts and something a weird cult would believe… and we are totally #NotACult… so uhm… no.

Q: Where are you located?

A: We are located within and do ministry from sunny Tampines Singapore.